tedfuckingmosby:

I FEEL YOU IN MY HEART AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUUU

AND NOW WE’RE SAYIN BYE

BYEE^EEE

BYEE^EEEEEE_EEEE

(via br0wnbears)

too-stoned-to-remember:

Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog

I imagine that in their heads they’re like 

THAT IS DOG 

I AM DOG 

DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG

(via offensive-reality)

My girlfriend asked my today:

“y’know when my rabbit gets older, will her ears go down? I tried to put them down and she doesn’t like it.” 

It’s like she’s lost a few brain cells since last year. 

agroncriss:

i remember when france gave the uk one point last year

and then graham norton said:

we built a tunnel to your country

(via sarahgracekelly)

alex-clover-sam:

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.

(via overanalystpsychotherapist)