I FEEL YOU IN MY HEART AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW YOUUU
AND NOW WE’RE SAYIN BYE
Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog
I imagine that in their heads they’re like
THAT IS DOG
I AM DOG
DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG
My girlfriend asked my today:
“y’know when my rabbit gets older, will her ears go down? I tried to put them down and she doesn’t like it.”
It’s like she’s lost a few brain cells since last year.
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says “Open wide” is FROWNED UPON IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT.